If sharks could talk, what would they say?
We asked our We Love Sharks fans over on our Shark Facebook Page this question, and we got some brilliant answers, so we decided to compile the best ones below!
The question was inspired by this AI-created image depicting a grizzly fisherman talking to an equally grizzly-looking shark.

Your Answers for “If sharks could talk, what would they say?”
Thank you to all our Shark Fans for answering – here are our favourites:
Please stop killing. Stop taking away my home. I was here before you and I will be here after you.
Desiree Pyburn RobertsGet out of my house
Beckie OdleFish are friends, not food.
Kelly PhillipsStop killing us, please.
Joe WilliamPlease stop killing my friends, family and home!!!
Kassii Brighteyes IrwinHey bud, you know we watch horror films about humans being bad to sharks!
Mark VernonWhy are you destroying my home and food chain?
Bee StingYou should realise by now it doesn’t matter how big your boat is 🦈
Lockstock-James Wilson-whitestop killing us
Jordana DintruffHow are you breathing underwater?
Daniel Chase McGuire“I will never win a Stanley Cup trophy.”
Joe GrissoNames BRUCE, I know, I know why trust a shark, right?
Mark RussWhat do you tell a human with two stumps. Nothing you already told him to stay out of your water twice 😂
David Burlesonwe usually cut off the arms and legs and throw them back in the boat
Bj BnetThat guy taste horrible
Jeremy EastThank you God for this meal you’ve provided.
Manolo NavarroGet out of my ocean!
Darren BithellPlease stop killing us
Jem DcruzArgh matey see that scar on my dorsal fin… that was a harpoon from Rob Schneider did that and this scar was from capn quint of the orca
Sharky JonesI don’t like your hat
Leigh TillWhy are we so misunderstood???
Jessica FiestadtQuit peeing in my living room humans and maybe I won’t bite you. Maybe.
Joe IannarelliI am the king of the 7 seas
Tom KoczabStop killing us and stop polluting my environment.
Kathleen SchneiderFish are friends not food.
Adrian JonesYou call us monsters, but in reality, you are much worse than that..
Stelios KoukourakisI’m just a fish just trying to live me life.
Tammy C GodseyGet in my belly
Bobby LewisYou look delicious. 🙂
Jim RuslerLeave me alone
Ernesto AguilarProbably “Is that eatable? “”Wtf is that? lets try and take a bite “
Mia Jasmine ChopraWe have been around 350 million years. In the short time you have been here, you have managed to to kill most of us to the point of extinction.
Rafael CavarWhy so serious
Matthew Lawrence Lawrence Moore IVGet the hell out of my house
JW CurtisBite me 😂😂
Ana Roquebe like a shark
Grear Moe TenorioH…h…..h….h…..human!!!!!!!
Christian NeatheyStay out of my yard!
Ricky Johnston Jrlet me live in peace and clean the oceans
Geronimo Deligat Le-grandThank you for cleaning up our oceans 💙 💕 for these Billions of years. Your wonderful and beautiful. One of God’s most beautifully designed ocean species. Double interleaved skin. Teeth that grow back…(I’m jealous and wish we had that -**making dentist’s obsolete) , keen sense of smell, longevity, cancer resistivity.
*William Pereira*You ARE gonna need a bigger boat…. lol
Cheryl Haussler IlhardtOr have you seen my… Baby Shark to do to, Baby Shark to do to. Baby Shark 🎶 🎵
Cheryl Haussler IlhardtWhat is up with that music?
Mike FontaineBring more fish and seal meat.
Mario RozSee that diver, don’t eat them, they make you fart,
Sharky JonesFish gotta eat
Sean M BurnsGot any spare limbs, guv?
Caro AlexanderGive us weapons to defend us against savage humans..
Tim BarnesWill you accept Jesus as your saviour
Ravin MunsaramDont you need 𝙰 breathing device ?
Eric van der ToornFish are not food Fish are friends
Michael VincentNom nom?!
Alex E OsborneDid you bring enough for the whole class???
Denise PinchStop using our world as your toilet bowl.
Ralph ValdesHey buddy!!!! Wanna burn one!!
Tony RigglemanSTOP GOING PEE PEE IN THE OCEAN!!!
Rachael CumminsLEAVE OUR SEAS ALONE…😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Jane BroughtonWear yellow and we won’t bite you!
Pinky C LewisThe names not Bruce!
Christopher H PaulLunch!
Blake Plumleyhey what are we eating? 😂😋
Kacper SobelSharks do talk , it’s just that we don’t have a sharkie Rosetta stone
David WarrenderQuiero comerte las patas
Daniel SierraGotch yer nose!
Larry Lk HillFresh meat 🤤
Lukas ZielakWhy us? !!
Carlos CatalánPlease stop selling water in in bottles and putting it in plastic bags, it is killing my family and friends, people lived for years drinking tap water, stop using dusters with a plastic holder use an old T-shirt.
Liza Vandermeer BainesHungry
Rusty Russellneeds salt
Stacy CaudillFish are friends not food
Oliver Bfw BatlleFish are friends not food lol 😂
Nichole Jade Anderson
A common theme is that sharks would want us to treat them and the oceans with more respect… and we wholeheartedly agree!
What do you think sharks would say? Let us know in the comments or on our “If sharks could talk, what would they say?” Facebook Post