We asked our We Love Sharks fans over on our Shark Facebook Page this question, and we got some brilliant answers, so we decided to compile the best ones below!
The question was inspired by this AI-created image depicting a grizzly fisherman talking to an equally grizzly-looking shark.
Your Answers for “If sharks could talk, what would they say?”
Thank you to all our Shark Fans for answering – here are our favourites:
Please stop killing. Stop taking away my home. I was here before you and I will be here after you.
Desiree Pyburn Roberts
Get out of my house
Fish are friends, not food.
Stop killing us, please.
Please stop killing my friends, family and home!!!
Kassii Brighteyes Irwin
Hey bud, you know we watch horror films about humans being bad to sharks!
Why are you destroying my home and food chain?
You should realise by now it doesn’t matter how big your boat is 🦈
stop killing us
How are you breathing underwater?
Daniel Chase McGuire
“I will never win a Stanley Cup trophy.”
Names BRUCE, I know, I know why trust a shark, right?
What do you tell a human with two stumps. Nothing you already told him to stay out of your water twice 😂
we usually cut off the arms and legs and throw them back in the boat
That guy taste horrible
Thank you God for this meal you’ve provided.
Get out of my ocean!
Please stop killing us
Argh matey see that scar on my dorsal fin… that was a harpoon from Rob Schneider did that and this scar was from capn quint of the orca
I don’t like your hat
Why are we so misunderstood???
Quit peeing in my living room humans and maybe I won’t bite you. Maybe.
I am the king of the 7 seas
Stop killing us and stop polluting my environment.
Fish are friends not food.
You call us monsters, but in reality, you are much worse than that..
I’m just a fish just trying to live me life.
Tammy C Godsey
Get in my belly
You look delicious. 🙂
Leave me alone
Probably “Is that eatable? “”Wtf is that? lets try and take a bite “
Mia Jasmine Chopra
We have been around 350 million years. In the short time you have been here, you have managed to to kill most of us to the point of extinction.
Why so serious
Matthew Lawrence Lawrence Moore IV
Get the hell out of my house
Bite me 😂😂
be like a shark
Grear Moe Tenorio
Stay out of my yard!
Ricky Johnston Jr
let me live in peace and clean the oceans
Geronimo Deligat Le-grand
Thank you for cleaning up our oceans 💙 💕 for these Billions of years. Your wonderful and beautiful. One of God’s most beautifully designed ocean species. Double interleaved skin. Teeth that grow back…(I’m jealous and wish we had that -**making dentist’s obsolete) , keen sense of smell, longevity, cancer resistivity.
You ARE gonna need a bigger boat…. lol
Cheryl Haussler Ilhardt
Or have you seen my… Baby Shark to do to, Baby Shark to do to. Baby Shark 🎶 🎵
Cheryl Haussler Ilhardt
What is up with that music?
Bring more fish and seal meat.
See that diver, don’t eat them, they make you fart,
Fish gotta eat
Sean M Burns
Got any spare limbs, guv?
Give us weapons to defend us against savage humans..
Will you accept Jesus as your saviour
Dont you need 𝙰 breathing device ?
Eric van der Toorn
Fish are not food Fish are friends
Alex E Osborne
Did you bring enough for the whole class???
Stop using our world as your toilet bowl.
Hey buddy!!!! Wanna burn one!!
STOP GOING PEE PEE IN THE OCEAN!!!
LEAVE OUR SEAS ALONE…😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Wear yellow and we won’t bite you!
Pinky C Lewis
The names not Bruce!
Christopher H Paul
hey what are we eating? 😂😋
Sharks do talk , it’s just that we don’t have a sharkie Rosetta stone
Quiero comerte las patas
Gotch yer nose!
Larry Lk Hill
Fresh meat 🤤
Why us? !!
Please stop selling water in in bottles and putting it in plastic bags, it is killing my family and friends, people lived for years drinking tap water, stop using dusters with a plastic holder use an old T-shirt.
Liza Vandermeer Baines
Fish are friends not food
Oliver Bfw Batlle
Fish are friends not food lol 😂
Nichole Jade Anderson
A common theme is that sharks would want us to treat them and the oceans with more respect… and we wholeheartedly agree!
What do you think sharks would say? Let us know in the comments or on our “If sharks could talk, what would they say?” Facebook Post